My dog's going to be put down soon.
I'm going to miss her so fucking much.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Dick Frank :X
4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Leigh Lincoln Park
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Purple Tea
8. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cookie Dough Oatmeal
10. SKANK NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
11. GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
12. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Night Magic Snickers
So I'm playing Star Trek: Online (shuddup) when I come across "Vulcan Love Slave pt. 8" which is apparently, 'one of the hottest holo-novels in the galaxy!'
...Hell, I'd read it.